Written & Directed by: Jay Cornelius, Michael O'Donnell, & Rains Paden
Edited by: Claire McKay

Mute: Rebecca Fishman
Topiary Boy: Jacob Kramer
Secret Service Men: Tom Cannizzaro, Marcus Garvey Daniels, Brian Duguay
Hitman: Ernest Lemon, Jr.
Bartender: Jocelyn Smith
Theater Director:
Carolina Vensires
Theater Troop: Hilary Claire, Megan Hart, Bianca Jamotte, Stephanie Peterson

Lighting: Paul Hudson, Jocelyn Smith
Music: J. J. McGeehan
Credits: Evan Romoff
Production Assistants: Reif Larsen, Matt Bockelman
Props: Everyone
Craft Services: Gail Cornelius
Edited At Harmony 534
Special Thanks To:
M.P.E.
Neal Pilzer
Paul Sanderson
Our Town FIlms
Zipper and Belt Theaters
Emily
McQuaid's Pub
Modern Artificial Flowers and Display, LTD.